Desperate Saints Fan Offers to Give Testicle for Superbowl Ticket!

by Courtside Post Staff Writer

There is no doubt that the  Saints are woven into the fabric of the people of New Orleans.  With their recent birth in the Superbowl, some cash-strapped fans are doing whatever it takes to attend the game.  According to the Huffington Post, one entrepreneurial New Orleans resident is offering a testicle for a chance to attend Super Bowl XLIV in Miami.

An actual Craigslist Posting

The title of the post reads “WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets.”  It is unclear how many tickets this die-hard fan desires, but one thing is for sure – he is confident.

He describes his testicle as “well traveled and larger than average, and only used for 22 years.”  He also goes on to say that he is a marine and that “all sales are final.”

This is not the first time that fans have gone to extremes with their attempts at acquiring Superbowl tickets.  In 2007 when the Giants were getting set to take on the heavily favored New England Patriots, fans flocked to craigslist with similar ludicrous offers for trades.

Examples included a North Jersey dentist offering $10,000 worth of cosmetic smile makeover surgery, a carpenter offering to finish a garage with cabinetry and floor coatings, and an accountant offering to do a ticket holder’s taxes for free.

Certainly though, a man offering to give up his left nut garners the most respect.